Also note that they felt that it was a good idea to have the bosses stop in the middle of the battle after a small amount of damage is done, to talk about how Spyro kicked their asses when they'll not even fucking dead yet. Some experts who actually played the game believe that the it's about stopping an evil dragon from draining the planet's energy with demonic gems, but who really fucking cares anymore? srsly gaiz. Scores for each kill are tallied by a combination of how loud they scream when you wrench their balls off, how much bodily fluid you can drain before they die and the amount of furry tears you collect from their bedsheets afterward. The goal of the game is to use a black light to track cumstains that the furries leave behind, and eventually finding their furry dens and beating the piss out of them until they die.
Awesome!Ī beta for the soon to be released Legend of Spyro Trilogy, it abandoned the platforming and puzzle solving focus of the older games and shifted it's attention to the furries that plague Spyro's world.
#Spyro the dragon ember code
Also buggy as shit, code fucked up all the time and it crashed more than your fat ass when you reach more than two miles an hour walking speed, with twenty minute loading screens. The game is just a graphically scaled up re-release of the previous games with all the faggy characters imported from the last gen roster. The first game to not be developed by Insomniac games, it is rarely mentioned among fans because it suffers from a serious case of "I don't give a fuck" on the developers part. It's up to Spyro to amass a furry army and take the baby Dragons hymens before the Sorceress can, bonus points if you can bribe them to keep quite with candy. Spyro is back and on the trail of a pedophile who kidnapped all the baby dragons from the nursery and hid them in special hiding places because it's definitely safer than hiding them in the giant fucking castle she lives in. Notable additions to the gameplay formula are the ability to come into contact with water and not evaporate into a puddle of dragon cum and the character of Ripto, an oompa loompa with a Napoleon complex and a dick growing out of his forehead for reasons we cannot fathom. At least one hundred of the game's levels contain armies of little furry characters and even lolis, who ask you to perform tasks in exchange for gems. Known as "Gateway to Glimmer" to Eurofags, this game succeeded in becoming one of the most furry titles to hit the PS1 since Crash Bandicoot.
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